I’ll bet you didn’t know this, but The Real Mews is primarily a comedic website, and as such, all of the “news” stories contained within it are absolutely false. Yup – we made them up. We just want to make people laugh. Conversely, the musical works contained within this website are real – and are original works at that!

Please read the following disclaimer and copyright information:

First, the Disclaimer:

All of the stories on this website are made-up. All characters, including those based on actual people, are entirely fictional. Historical events used as settings for the stories on this website are also fictionalized.

And now, the Copyright Information:

All of the short stories and music that appear on this website were created by G. Coghlan [a.k.a G. M. Byrne]. They are copyrighted © 2011-2025 by G. Coghlan [a.k.a G. M. Byrne] and are the exclusive property of G. Coghlan [a.k.a G. M. Byrne]. Duplication, processing, distribution, manipulation, or any form of commercialization of G. Coghlan’s copyrighted material without the consent of the copyright owner is forbidden. Use of this website constitutes acceptance with the above copyright notice and all terms and conditions presented here.