Do all of your friends run really fast? Do they stick their tongues out and blow raspberries at you while jetting by at 10-12 miles per hour?? Are you thinking about buying those bionic legs to impress them, but they just cost too much?? Well, before surgically removing your lower limbs, consider trying physical therapy — Gorton’s Physical Therapy that is!

For years rehab specialists have ostensibly used PT to treat patients with therapeutic exercise, however, we at Gorton’s are here to tell you that what we’ve actually been doing is training humans to run at freaky-fast, break-neck speeds. Did you notice Grandma darting around more nimbly than usual after her last PT visit? Well that’s not your imagination — it’s science!

At Gorton’s, we’ve refined methods that harness the power of the Cheetah, and through the application of our patented modalities, we imprint that Cheetah Power into your deep muscle core, guaranteeing that you’ll be running 7-10 miles faster in 60 days.*  Don’t believe us?? Well we’re always eager to chat — because we’re the real Chat G(orton’s) P(hysical) T(herapy!

Don’t get left in the dust! Show Grandma that you’ve figured out her secret by running circles around the house while she implores you to ‘seek psychiatric attention!’ Sign up for our occupational therapy program today, and gain the strength of 10 humans.** Now you can lift Grammy up and run her right out of town! Sorry lady, but you’re just not fast enough!!

* Results are not typical. Average PT recipients improve their running speed by .02-.03 mph. Average walking speeds are not improved.

** Occupational therapy does not result in superhuman strength.