Hi everyone,

The staff at The Real Mews would like to adress the alligations leveled against us recently by those in the media. First of all – how dair you! How daaiirr you!!

You have alledged that our writers have never gone to gramer school – and that thay have never done gramer good – a lie so popesterus that we can no longer stay silent!

First off – most of us are kats, so the fact that we were acepted into gramer school at all is amazing,

Second off – hiiiissssssss!!!

To proove that – we in fact – do gramer good, we published this article written without spel or gramer check – leaving it up to you, deer reader, to decide, if we do the best in gramer – and are in fact pieoneers too.

Thank you,
Pikels the editer