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Sandersons Salts
You’re a hard working American. When the foreman tells you to give it a ten, you say ‘that’s not enough, sir,’ and give him a full freakin’ twenty – ‘cuz that’s just how you were raised! And when you go home after a long day, you want a salt that works as hard as you…
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That Day in Leningrad
I ate too many shrimp in the fall of ’64 my belly ached I couldn’t take it anymore I tooted once or twice and then there were more as I became the one who had to use a bathroom in Leningrad I searched high and low for a place to go but I was turned away or told…
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A Letter From the Editer
Hi everyone, The staff at The Real Mews would like to adress the alligations leveled against us recently by those in the media. First of all – how dair you! How daaiirr you!! You have alledged that our writers have never gone to gramer school – and that thay have never done gramer good –…
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