The Power of Fire Personal Organizer

Having trouble making meetings on time? Did you miss your own birthday because you got sidetracked by another meeting? Are you scheduling a meeting right now?? 

You need to get organized.

Welcome to your new life 2.0 with the Power of Fire Personal Organizer. Just write your appointments onto a slip of paper and toss it in. The sizzle of that paper’s essence being torn into digital flames ensures that you’ve successfully completed an entry. Now utilize the enclosed Conveyance Circlet to transport yourself into an inescapable castle where you’ll wait for the next six months as the Power of Fire Personal Organizer compiles your schedule.

Once your first appointment is known, the Power of Fire Personal Organizer will impart the details to an old wizard who will then proceed to question your participation in the games. Remember: You must make this appointment on time! After fighting the wizard in an over-the-top AI battle and realizing in horror that your life will never be the same, it’s time for the true test to begin. The Power of Fire Personal Organizer has discovered your greatest fears and will use them against you in a battle of cunning and skill!

With enhanced features such as a brighter flame display and the ability to record your every move, the Power of Fire Personal Organizer 2.0 is perfect for your on the go needs. Didn’t know your bank accounts were drained by scammers? Well now you do, courtesy of the Power of Fire Personal Organizer 3.0. You’ll thank us when you finally make that next meeting on time.

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