Category: The Devilish Dish
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Margo Bobbins’ Angelic Housekeeping
Hello monsters! I must apologize to you in advance for a lack of recent “Devilish Dish” columns on this website. Borton hasn’t been well the past several weeks and has asked me to take over. Oh muensters, I’m so worried about him. He gets so mad. After making his traditional Tuna Samsarini, he fell to pieces…
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Borton Brahms’ Tuna Samsarini
Hello again, I’m Borton Brahms, an award winning restaurateur and proud owner of over forty failing hotels. At some point, I promised that I would show you how to make a beautiful Tuna Samsarini, but then my stupid sister Margo took all of my recipes and threw them straight into the bidet!! But no bother.…
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Ham and Cheese Toasties
Hello and welcome to another stunning edition of The Devilish Dish. You may not know this, but I’ve always had a passion for flying around in bubble cars. Yes, I, Borton Brahms, routinely fly to a fro in a hovering motor machine whilst wearing a tweed cap and delighting my fellow countryfolk with elaborate and…
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Enter the Declan
Hello everyone. It is I, Borton Brahms, award winning restaurateur and — after last night’s winning bid — the proud new owner of over nine hundred broken smart phones. Welcome to my column, The Devilish Dish. I come to you today bereft of my normal gruff charm and, in all honesty, a little bit confused.…
The Real Mews 