Tag: bortonbrahms
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Borton Brahms’ Tuna Samsarini
Hello again, I’m Borton Brahms, an award winning restaurateur and proud owner of over forty failing hotels. At some point, I promised that I would show you how to make a beautiful Tuna Samsarini, but then my stupid sister Margo took all of my recipes and threw them straight into the bidet!! But no bother.…
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Enter the Declan
Hello everyone. It is I, Borton Brahms, award winning restaurateur and — after last night’s winning bid — the proud new owner of over nine hundred broken smart phones. Welcome to my column, The Devilish Dish. I come to you today bereft of my normal gruff charm and, in all honesty, a little bit confused.…
The Real Mews 