Tag: humor
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Gorton’s Physical Therapy
Do all of your friends run really fast? Do they stick their tongues out and blow raspberries at you while jetting by at 10-12 miles per hour?? Are you thinking about buying those bionic legs to impress them, but they just cost too much?? Well, before surgically removing your lower limbs, consider trying physical therapy…
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No Ma’am’s Land
A woman’s near-death experience is exceptional this time, because it doesn’t contain any hallmarks of traditional reports. Monday morning, scientists at Jordan University introduced the case of Linda Cragg, whose heart stopped on an operating table for several minutes. In a bone-chilling interview, she detailed the harrowing episode. “Well at first it began as if I was…
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Crowd Control to Major Tom
Today, self-proclaimed musical genius and social media influencer, ZodokSnore967, broke news that he’d in fact figured out the secret meaning to David Bowie’s classic hit, Space Oddities. Rather than get to the point, however, he opened with a rambling diatribe about an isolated comment left on one of his videos, and then through an even longer…
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