Tag: therealmews
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Horse Dancing Comes to the Arena
This Saturday and Sunday only, the downtown arena is hosting an event highlighting the extraordinary art of horse dancing. Come see local legends not only stand up on a moving horse, but complete unique and complex choreographed dance routines. Watch in amazement as they triple flip into the air, land on different horses, and proceed…
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Enter the Declan
Hello everyone. It is I, Borton Brahms, award winning restaurateur and — after last night’s winning bid — the proud new owner of over nine hundred broken smart phones. Welcome to my column, The Devilish Dish. I come to you today bereft of my normal gruff charm and, in all honesty, a little bit confused.…
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Crowd Control to Major Tom
Today, self-proclaimed musical genius and social media influencer, ZodokSnore967, broke news that he’d in fact figured out the secret meaning to David Bowie’s classic hit, Space Oddities. Rather than get to the point, however, he opened with a rambling diatribe about an isolated comment left on one of his videos, and then through an even longer…
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