Tag: local mall

• All Dans Go to Heaven

  

  The guy who owned the last American mall, Dan Abramson, passed away last Friday after a long battle with failure. He was 54 years old. Dan’s only financial asset in life, the Okanawa Valley Mall – an albatross he often referred to as his ‘personal hell’ or ‘God’s revenge’ – will finally be bull-dozed on Monday. Local…

  G. M. Byrne

  May 5, 2026

  The Guy Who Owns the Mall, The Real Mews

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